Followup Seasonal Portfolio Allocation - CYIs

This is a follow up post from SSBHS - Seasonal Sock-Based Hanging Solutions (socks 🧦) and

CTIs - Coniferous Yield Instruments (christmas trees ^🎄)

I've long been an avid collector of memes, screenshotting, clipping various posts over the years. One that stands out from reddit was the infamous ornamental gourds post from /wsb. Forgot the context but think it randomly cropped up as a shitpost. I just found the idea hilarious. That some autist might have literally tried to make some macro futures play without realizing the broader cultural context of halloween. Anyways thought it'd be fun to try and replicate or write additional posts in the same vein. The original gourd magic can't really be captured but these gave me a chuckle.