[DD] Why I’m Going Long Seasonal Sock-Based Hanging Solutions (SSBHS) Into Christmas and Shorting Them the Minute January Hits

I've long been an avid collector of memes, screenshotting, clipping various posts over the years. One that stands out from reddit was the infamous ornamental gourds post from /wsb. Forgot the context think it randomly cropped up as a shitpost but I found the idea hilarious. That some autist might have literally tried to make some macro futures play without realizing the broader cultural context of halloween.

Anyways thought it'd be fun to try and replicate or write additional posts in the same vein.

The original gourd magic can't really be captured but these gave me a chuckle.

Presenting holiday edition of /wsb DD

SSBHS - Seasonal Sock-Based Hanging Solutions (socks 🧦)

and CTIs - Coniferous Yield Instruments (christmas trees ^🎄)

Had chatgpt render it out like a reddit clone post for extra immersion